Last Piece of Virginity Gone

It’s been years of thought and consideration. I have had a freelancer write a story about the pros and cons of each method. I have asked questions. And yesterday I did it.

I am no longer a virgin – or least I no longer have virgin hair, hair that has never been dyed.



I am a little sad about the fact I no longer have virgin hair. I am more sad by the fact I noticed I still have a lot of grey/white hair on my head.

Tell me non-hair virgins is this normal?


And of course I watched the royal wedding



I tuned on the TV at 5 a.m. and watched until about 6:20 a.m. I listened to what was happening on the radio on the way into work.



As soon as I walked through work’s door, I made my non-royal-fan coworker turn on the royal wedding coverage while my computer booted up.



In hindsight, I should have taken the day off.

I Had a Dream

I Had a Dream
…That I owned an army-issued Hummer and I drove down the middle of the northbound and southbound lanes of the highway rather than sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic all weekend.

I Had a Dream
…That I foolish spend money and bought one of those Transformers logos for the Focus so it looks like it is an Autobot.

I Had a Dream
…That I won the lottery, paid off our debt and went on a vacation to a hot sunny destination with the family.

I Had a Dream
…That the boss gave me tomorrow off just so the babe and I could spend the day sleeping in, going to a library program, playing on the swings and just hanging out for an extra day.

The Problem with Days Off

I was off Monday with my son.
We went to the doctor’s. We played. We went for a walk.
We had a great day.
And that’s the problem with days off – they make me want to have more of them.