Everyone poops you know.
That is according to my two-and-a-half-year-old niece, who is quite interested in the subject of pooping.
My niece told me her mommy poops and Paula, her daycare provider, poops. She asked me if her little cousin poops and I told her, yes, our son does indeed poop.
I also told her I saw a robin fly by and it pooped in mid-air. Mid-air pooping. Now that’s a neat trick.